Imagine yourself in a dream in which you’re a Lick lord, and Katrina Kaif is in front of you with her legs wide open, and when you are about to use your licking talent, suddenly your dream turns into a nightmare and you end up sucking Bobby Darling’s 2 inch dick. Nauseating right? Well, this is what you will feel when you’ll watch De Taali. From the very first frame to the last credit name, you’ll curse yourself for coming to watch this movie.

The story is about 3 best friends, Abhi (Aftab), Amu (Ayesha Takia) and Paglu (Ritesh). All three of them are fucked up just as their names. I mean, what kind of name is Paglu? Who the fuck came up with this idea? Whoever you are, let me tell you, IT IS NOT FUNNY! Abhi is a fucking loser just like Salman Khan who gets dumped by every girlfriend of his. Amu is a dumb girl who is considered as a boy by Abhi and Paglu. And Paglu is a shithead who always try to make Abhi and Amu, a good ass fucked couple. Then there is Kartika (Rimi Sen), who is a perfect Indian gold digger.

Let’s come straight to the mistakes of the movie.

Mistake 1 - Movie starts on a serious tone showing their friendship moments, and how many girls dumped Abhi and just when you think that nothing worse can happen than this shit, then comes a shitty song which makes no sense at all. All 3 of them start dancing as if there is fire in their asses.

Mistake 2 - Then the movie introduces the father of Abhi, Anupam Kher, who tries to train his dog during the whole movie. Maybe, the writer should start training his little dog too, i.e., if he is a guy or a hermaphrodite. Complete waste of talent of Anupam Kher.

Mistake 3 – For once, you’ll think that it is a fan movie of Amitabh Bachan. Abhi is a huge fan of AB and has seen Zanjeer for more than 20 times. I think he never got the time to watch porn. There are so many references to AB that you can’t stop yourself from thinking that, maybe, AB or Aishwarya, gave tons of blow jobs to the director for including his name.

Mistake 4 – They don’t know the fucking difference between Chocos and Corn Flakes.

Mistake 5 - The movie doesn’t show where these three actually are. Sometimes it is Mumbai and the next second, it is Bangkok. What was the writer thinking?

I can go on with the mistake list but we don’t have much time to waste on this movie.

Performances

Aftab - I thought he would do well in this movie, but, he just turned out to be as ugly as our Bollywood actresses without make-up.

Ayesha Takia – Please someone tell this girl to stop acting! One thing that you can learn from her is to how to do over-acting. Even the director didn’t give a shit about her acting. He was too busy on focusing the camera on her Mt Everest sized boobs. Damn irritating!

Ritesh - This guy surely has the talent in comedy, but, he gave a real bad performance in this one. He deserves much more than this dumb movie.

Rimi Sen – The hottest and the funniest in the whole movie. She is the only saving point of this movie. Without her, this movie would have been doomed just like RGV ki AAG. Don’t miss her in the red dress. She was represented as a side line character in the promos, but ironically, she is the only one who has a good character in the movie. Phew!

Final Verdict – There is only one and I mean only one reason to watch this movie and that is Rimi Sen in that red dress. Otherwise, this movie is a total waste of time and money. Don’t even download it for free from the internet. Save those precious two hours of your life and spend them on watching India TV’s coverage of Aarushi Talwar’s Murder case. Believe me; it is more entertaining than this cunt fucking movie.

1 out of 5 (1 because of Rimi Sen only)