The craze of social networking websites is increasing day by day. You login into your mail account and find an invitation to some new website from your friend. But the three main social networking sites that rule in India are; Orkut, Facebook and MySpace.
One thing that I’ve noticed among the users is lack of awareness about the internet and social networking sites. For example; In India, people reckon Airtel’s 64 kbps connection as a broadband connection and people don’t know how to copy images from someone’s profile especially that of girls.
But today, I’m going to tell you about how to identify a loser on social networking sites or on the whole internet. This is a very useful guide because it also assists you to answer one small question and that question is, “Are you a loser on internet?”
You know that you’re a loser on internet WHEN -
1.You don’t know how to write in proper English. You use “ma” instead of “my”, “watevea” instead of “whatever” or “heLLo” instead of “Hello”. You put extra letters to a word. For example; “LiFE3” in lieu of “Life”. You prefer to use sms language on forums. Moreover, you think that it’s cool to write like this.2.While browsing these sites, you send friend requests to girls and continuously check out their profiles. If they don’t accept it then also you keep on sending requests.
3.You try to use “Unlock Photo Albums Scripts” on the profiles of girls or your ex-lovers.
4.You just can’t complete your sentence without typing “Lolz”.
5.You send forward messages to your friends as scraps. For example; “Your mother will die if u don’t forward it to 10 people”, “I’ll sleep with your girlfriend if you don’t send it to 100 people”.
6.You’ve 200+ friends on Orkut but you don’t know half of them. Moreover, you don’t even talk to them. This is because you think that having 200+ friends makes you popular.
7.You have a fake profile to spy on your ex- girlfriend/ boyfriend.
8.You’re using a picture of Hannah Montana/Hilary Duff as your profile picture.
9.You don’t know your neighbor but you know about the latest games on Myspace.
10.You download porn from internet and masturbate to it rather than getting laid in real life.
11.You fight with people in communities and forums while in real life you don’t have the balls to say anything.
12.In real life, you say “LOL” in place of laughing.
13.After reading this, you are totally pissed off at me and now you’re going to the comment box to abuse me.
14.You copy this whole guide and forward it to your friends through email or post it on social networking websites or internet forums.
If you agree with all the points above, then dude, WELCOME TO LOSERVILLE!
So there you go, the best way to identify a loser on internet. Did I miss anything in that list? Post it in the comment box. I’ll surely include it in my list.
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Thankfully, I am not a loser!
and Point No 10, I would love to do that but thats not possible you see
From above I’m concluding that I’m not a looser
Ek point bhi match nahi hota …:P
Me neither
Well, sometimes I do use abbr’s here and there!
oh, i completely agree with that fake profile and spying point. Almost all of my friends have implemented this. But I use my real profile to check out stuff and not the fake one!
Another point could be that… You join useless communities which are complete bullshit.
Hey, everyone knows about those useless communities.
For eg: If i search for ‘Pune’ in orkut communities, what I get is all Sex & Porn communities. WTF?
nice point Chaitanya. I’ll include it
well written…. though I must say a lot more can be added to it.
Had it not for the last point, i would’ve atleast love to forward it to all the losers that I know of. U never know they might go through self realization after reading it.
You can always send them a link to this post.
Or forward it giving the link to this blog.
ha ha … many things i have spotted in my friend’s ids … but i have 300+ frds but i know almost all of them now … eventhe chip memebrs .. i keep talking to some guys on fone and had even met santosh in bangalore…
Sorry, but this is BULL!
Oh and, if people agreed with your so called GUIDE, exactly why are you welcoming them to ‘Loserville’? ‘ In that case, you’d be the founder since you wrote this.
Bwahahahaha.
Pointless blog, dude! Some points like the LOL ones and the SMS language ones I agree piss me off but seriously whaaaaa?? Some bored guy old making judgments about people he doesnt even know is BULL. Thats why I didnt like it
I always thought India was a (more or less) high tech contry, at least when it comes to Information technology. You always hear that they have many programmers over there and that they invest much in the IT sector.
And now you tell me that they reckon 64 kbps connection as a broadband connection ?!?! LOL !!
This completely changed the image I had about India…
Well, we really can’t blame the people here. It’s the telecom companies who are the culprits. Actually, India has 8mbps connections as well. But some stupid telecom companies like Airtel offer unlimited cheap connections with speeds of 64 kbps or 128 kbps to customers and this way, people don’t know about 2 mbps which is really common these days.
And yeah, India is not that technically advanced like USA or China (Olympics changed my image about them) but the growth is faster than any other country.
@Shruti
Thanks for the comment.
Words of wisdom, indeed!
I would add that using a celebrity photo or a scantily clad girl in a bikini as your social media profile pic is super lame.
Thanks for the point, Kat.
Adding it now.
Thank you, I’m a loser on internet.
You forgot “you are a loser if you try to make waves with a nonsense ( a speculative opinion)
Thanks for the comment Sergey
LOLz….j/k Great list and funny! Dugg!
I found you from the problogger contest and I just wanted to say thanks for the amusing post – good title and very funny content!!
@ Roberta and Halo
Thanks for the comments
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Too funny. Sadly, I get emails from folks like that way too often!
Funny post!
I am probably guilty of number 9 – don’t know my neighbors very well but am always on MySpace!
well 0-9 are true
but hey who cares about social n/w sites. i remember i logged into orkut ages back.
Not all, but few of the reasons are applicable with me>>!
Here concluding, i m a looser too!
Ah, once upon a time, I had a MySpace account. However, I was sick of webpages with music and the numerous, NUMEROUS friend requests not only on MySpace, but in my email and AIM.
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Nice post, a lot of funny points, and the sad thing is that a lot of people actually do that lol.
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Ah……….PERFECT analisys……..
I LOVED this post…….but I doubt the “trustability” of point number 10……:P
SOme test for knowing the loosers WAS required…………thankfully……not many points apply to ME…….but a lot of people I know are in for a RUDE AWAKENING!!!!!
ALSO…….congratulations NewsDose…….you guys are getting popular!!!
I don’t consider anyone a loser if they does some of the thing above because I do it to.
yo loza wat do u fink u dun know prop abbr sooooooooooooo oda ppl r lozax nodere not ur da biggest loza
Well, the post is nice… but, for sure, not all points are correct man.
For ex, if a person uses sms-like-language, he is not a fool. If the other person understands ur msg evn in a such “right-sized” text, then the person who still uses complete words is a definite fool.
Plus, there r many other points i disagree to. On the contrary, i do agree with many other points too. I wud suggest one: People use anything, but their real names in the First name & Last name text field in orkut. Like “I am flying hi on cloud 9″ or “Ek din tera ho jaunga……” C’mon yaar! use ur brain and ur name.
Thanks for the comment Ked. From sms lang what I meant was that they are destroying the language. It’s like raping English. And thanks for contributing a point, I’ll add it in the post.
another point
You are a losser on the internet , if you use strange kind of font and style to write your name on your profile ,on any social networking website (that never make any sense)
LOLZ! (M bng funy)
this one is funny lol i think im gonna subscribe
kewl!