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It was A Wednesday. After 62 hours of horrifying bloodshed, 172 deaths, 293 injured people and undoubtedly, the biggest terrorist attack in the history of India, we are left with a lot of unanswered questions.

Gandhi Ji said, “agar vo ek gaal pe mare ton doosra gaal aage kar do” and our Munnabhai said “agar vo doosri baar bhi mare to fir se gaal aage kar do”, but no one told us what to do if they hit us three times and my theory says if they do it for the third time then it’s time to cut the bullshit and kick them in the balls so that they won’t ever get up again.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a firm believer of Gandhi but after three terrorist attacks on Mumbai and innumerable attacks on the whole India, this theory doesn’t work. Time has changed since the independence days and this theory should change, too. We’re now facing even worse enemies and thousands of people are dying almost daily because of those enemies.

The recent attack on Mumbai was an eye-opener to where we stand on the scale of security. Those bastards just came and blew everything up in Taj and Oberoi hotels just like that. And what did we do? Nothing! We were waiting for the NSG to arrive to Mumbai from New Delhi. Honestly, this is the most embarrassing thing for the Indian force.

Why don’t we have forces like SWAT in every state? Moreover, the weapons Mumbai policemen were carrying were pathetic. In which age are they living? 1950? Our government has so much money and we don’t have any sophisticated weapons that can kick the ass of terrorists? That’s shameful.

According to media reports, our Police officials knew that terrorists were coming from the sea route to attack Mumbai and still we were not able to stop them? That’s even more disgusting. Now this brings us to the politicians of India. These all are son of bitches, aren’t they? We just faced one of the worst massacre and they are too busy in blame game and asking ministers to resign.

That’s really imbecilic because resigning doesn’t make any difference. It’s the whole system that needs to be changed. It’s time to bury the “interrogate the criminal system”, it should be shoot on sight. If we implement it then only terrorists will have some kind of fear from the government.

And, the Human Rights of India need to shut the fuck up for some time now. If we don’t kill them then they’ll kill us. It’s a do or die situation now.

I’m missing Raj Thackrey the most right now, the so called “Savior of Mumbai”. After the attacks, he didn’t speak a thing. I’ve one question for him. What would you want to say to the North Indian force which saved the ass of Mumbai? I hope you’ve learnt your lesson and I wish that you won’t try to divide the Indians on the basis of state.

Now the question is what to do next? The recent news is that the Indian government asked Pakistan to handover Dawood Ibrahim and Masood Azhar to India. Well, that’s a pretty smart move considering there is a lot of pressure on Pakistan from all over the world. If Pakistan tries to fuck with us then they’ll be in deep trouble. It’s the right time to make them do anything we want. It’s time to nail Pakistan.

And how can we forget those brave soldiers who sacrificed their precious lives for our safety? Salute to all those martyrs and their families. God bless their soul and give them peace. This shows that no matter which motherfucker we are facing, we’ll win. I hope all this trauma will awake the youth of India and inspire them to do something for India in lieu of smoking, drinking and doing drugs.

It’s the time to show unity, it doesn’t matter from which state you are, or what’s your religion. If we’ll stand strong now then only we’ll able to defeat those terrorists. Their motive is to divide us and create chaos, they are the agents of anarchy and we’ve to stop them.

But we’ll never forget this entire trauma, we’ll never forget those martyrs, we’ll never forget 172 people who died in this incident, we’ll never forget those 62 hours of bloodshed, and we certainly will never forget that day, it was A Wednesday.

Do you want to say something on the recent terrorist attacks? Do you want to say “Fuck you” to terrorists and Indian politicians? Post it in the comment box. I’ll post the best comments in the post. Also, vote in the poll.

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In India, we give a lot of reverence to women. Whenever an Indian man talks about his culture, the first thing that you’ll hear from his shit jabbering mouth is the high position of women in India and the holy ways with which a typical Indian man treats a woman. And if by holy he means:

20 men molesting 2 girls on new year’s eve, or a woman being beaten up so much by the villagers that she starts looking like a lame version of Bobby Darling or 6 men gang raping a 10 year old girl or a boyfriend making a mms scandal of his girlfriend behind her back while she gives him the best blow job of his life?

Then Yes Sir!, Indian men are experts in giving such holy respect to women.

And to make the Indian Man’s head proud, the latest addition to the famous Holy book, “100 Ways to give respect to Indian Women”, is to kill your daughter when she comes to know about your affair with an outside bitch. On May 16, a school girl named “Aarushi” was found dead in her room. Her parents called up the famous INDIAN POLICE and put all the blame on their servant “Hemraj”, who was from Nepal. Before going any further, let me tell you about another famous book in India, “100 ways to put all the blame on a Nepali servant”, a must buy for all the criminals in India.

So after a lot of investigation by our Indian Police, they finally found the body of Hemraj. Now according to our Indian police and media, the murderer of Aarushi Talwar is her dad “Dr Rajesh Talwar”, a dentist at Fortis Hospital. The main reasons behind this whole operation were the dislike of Aarushi towards her dad’s extra-marital affair with an outside bitch named “Dr Anita Durrani”, a colleague of Dr Rajesh Talwar and the closeness of Hemraj and Aarushi. But now everyone is questioning the investigation of the Police. So who is really responsible?

Well all the details of this murder case are in the newspapers and on news channels. But we’ve something which others don’t have. The answer to the above question. We’ve a live video recording of the police investigation. Our reporters are really good in sting operations. So here is the transcript of the video investigation.

Police officer in this video is “Mr. Jhandulal Ghonsle”

Jhandulal: So Mr. Rajesh, what were you doing when this whole thing happened?

Rajesh : Well sir, me and my wife downloaded the movie “Tashan” from net for free as we encourage piracy.. but sir I must tell you.. that movie is a waste of time.. don’t even watch it for free… wasted my bandwidth..

Jhandulal : Get to the point dick head!!

Rajesh : Yes sir.. so we were watching this movie and we felt asleep…don’t blame us!.. movie was really boring..

Jhandulal : Aahh.. yes.. I know.. I booked the whole third class cinema for me and my two lady officers for our sexual routine.. but both of them died during the first five minutes of the movie.. fuck you Yash Chopra and Aditya Chopra..

Jhandulal : Anyways, what were you doing Dr Anita?

Anita : Well I was also watching Tashan, but instead of sleeping.. I was fantasizing about Kareena Kapoor in bikini and her zero size body….

Wife : I was dreaming about Shahid Kapoor and his gay looks…

Rajesh : I was having a big group sex with all of them in my dreams including “Bobby Darling” and “Rakhi Sawant”

Jhandulal : Hmm.. you all are horny little bitches.. anyways, we’ve to give the title of the murderer to someone.. damn this Nepali is dead.. that book should give some more ways to put the blame on a Nepali..

Rajesh : I understand sir, so what to do now?

Jhandulal : I’ve an idea!!. Let’s have a group sex.. the one who turns out to be the worst will go to jail.. agree?

Rajesh : Ok sir.. but i’ve to get my dildo..

Jhandulal : Dildo!! but why?

* Dr Rajesh fully embarrassed*

Rajesh : My dick is only of 2 inches.. that’s why..

Jhandulal : Asshole.. then how did you satisfy these beautiful ladies? Didn’t you read the Holy book? You’re OUT!!!

And this is how we came to know Rajesh is the criminal. God bless our Indian Police!!.

The researchers claimed that with the introduction of new bollywood actresses like Deepika Padukone and Sonal Chauhan, publisher might need to publish a new Holy Book titled, “1000 more ways to give respect to Indian Women”.

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Serious Note -

Rest in Peace “Aarushi Talwar”. May God give peace and rest to her soul.
Aarushi Talwar
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Please give respect to women because they are your mother, your sister, your daughter and your wife. Don’t do eve teasing. Treat girls equally and make our Indian Society a better place to live.


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